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Friday, April 30, 2010

04.30.2010 * Day 21

End of April already; where does the time go?.

Nancy showed up this morning with a real surprise; another rescue! This one does not look like a vizsla at all! Hah! I think I know why. She is a liver colored GSP, female, 10 months old and the very definition of a WILD CHILD! I overheard Robert say that if anyone were ever to hear him say he would like a GSP puppy to just shoot him...no questions asked. Her energy is boundless and her manners non-existent. She likes tennis balls like me but defers to my stature in the community, so I do not feel threatened (besides, she is cute and smells good!). Her name is Brownie and her story is far too convoluted to unravel here. Things are pretty crazy here and we are all doing our best to push Robert over the edge...especially since I noticed his Zoloft is getting dangerously low....

It is a lovely evening and I am busy skinning a tennis ball. The alien in Predator has nothing on me...I could teach him a thing or two.

Nancy took two big furries to a VCNC Field Trial along with Gracie tonight, so it is just the 5 of us dogs vrs. the sole human, Robert (good odds).

Life is funny sometimes...other times not.

Good night all my followers.

04.29.2010 * Day 20

Today is a beautiful day. The sun is out, the rain is gone and the skies are blue with big fluffy white clouds. I played in the horse pasture as usual, took a brief nap on the deck and watched Robert work on the raised bed garden.

About 1:00m I loaded up into the truck and off we went on errands. To the bank, to the tractor store (where I saw a really cool tractor I wish I could buy for Robert), to a local home supply center where the plumbing guy gave me cookies, to the gas station (yawn!), to the local landscape supply place where we got a truckload of yummy smelling soil and finally to the vet to get weighed (I have lost a few pounds). Quite a day.

We played ball and then I watched Robert unload all that smelly soil (I want to roll in it so badly!) and install a lot of plumbing.

We played in the horse pasture after dinner and stayed up till at least the sun went down watching some really bad movie on Netflix ( I will never diss Modern marvels again!).

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

04.28.2010 * Day 19

Another rainy day. After all these April showers I'm expecting a bounty of May flowers, particularly if they are in the form of tennis balls!

Gracie tried to play with me this morning but I was not in the mood; hardly ever am when it comes to playing with other dogs. I am a PEOPLE vizsla. I'll be your shadow, your best friend, your co-pilot and your most excellent ball chaser! If I am not appealing then I just don't know what is.

Robert worked on the garden bed again today, in the rain. I watched from the deck until I got too wet; he kept at it, putting wire down to keep the pervasive pocket gophers from burrowing up to feast on the soon to be planted vegetables.

I was limping again a bit early this afternoon. I let Robert check me over for anything obvious but he found nothing. Nancy seems to think I just over do it with the ball thing. I am 8 1/2 years old but play like a 2 year old. I suppose that could be part of the problem.

Robert found me some tennis balls to replace the ones I have chewed to shreds. He is most accommodating in that way.

Robert is going to make chicken and rice casserole for dinner tonight and then we are all going to watch Hulu or Netflix TV. Maybe we'll watch a tennis tournament and I can dream of being a ball boy. Wouldn't that be grand? Duh, yeah!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

04.27.2010 * Day 18

Wow! It seems like I have been here an eternity; not that I am complaining. Today was really miserable; rainy, windy, cold and just plain inhospitable. Not that it stopped Robert from his rounds with the big furries or working on the vegetable garden. Doesn't he know wet soil is much heavier than dry soil? He filled in more of my archeological excavations and finished excavating the garden bed; now I suppose he'll fill it all in. I just don't get these humans sometimes. I don't know what he plans on growing there, but it will be awesome. I don't think he is planting any mary jane 'cuz it is right out there in the open. And if he thinks I'm going up against the DEA and their whirlybird in a midnight raid, he is mistaken....

He did take lots of time out for me to play ball during breaks in the weather; he always does. We even went to the bank today and he posted a new picture of me giving him driving directions. He is a good sport about it, even when I disagree with Jessica, his GPS Nav bimbo. She must be blonde...

I am doing so well here! I even tried to play with Phoenix today, but he is not ball obsessed like I am. He'd rather wrestle and at my age that just doesn't qualify as playtime; more like an invitation to a chiropractic appointment (and there is a good one here in town!). I am very comfortable with Robert and have earned his trust. I hope someone like him comes along and wants to adopt me for his/her very own; I would love to spend the rest of my days in such a relationship.

Right now I am on a dog bed in the living room. Robert is updating my blog and then he will fix dinner and invariably watch Modern Marvels, or House, or Gray's Anatomy or How It's Made...; geez, like I want to build a nuclear sub or anything like that. I'd rather fetch balls from the surf on a pristine beach somewhere where the girls don't wear bathing suits...

Life is good, and getting better...

BTW...these two silly (in lust) ducks landed in the back yard today (who the hell knows why) and Phoenix and I were out of here like a particle from the Stanford Linear Accelerator (SLAC) after them. They narrowly escaped their foolishness and took their mating activities to a safer and more secluded spot under the willow tree in the corner of the property.

My saga continues...stay tuned...thanks for all your support and comments!

Monday, April 26, 2010

04.26.2010 * Day 17

Another fine day...cooler than the last two but still very pleasant. Played in the horse pasture with the jolly ball and played fetch with my tennis balls for hours later in the morning. I watched Robert work on the raised garden bed and was intrigued that he felt compelled to bring in big wheelbarrows of dirt into the backyard and fill in the gopher holes I so lovingly excavated for him. One thing that Robert has noticed I like to do is take my tennis balls into the big tub of water and get them good and soggy. Then I take them to a hole I have dug and roll them around in the dirt until they are caked with mud...yummy. Then I bring them into the house for Robert to throw. Sometimes I think my quirks are not appreciated....just a guess.

I went to the local hardware store today with Robert who spent way too much time looking for some special kind of wooden stick to attach to an antique garden tool he has. I mean, WTF, just pick a stick and use it. I could have picked out 10 handles by the time he decided none of them would work...geez. At least I got lots of cookies and to ride in the front seat of the truck.

I seem to be a little sore tonight. Robert noticed I was walking gingerly and I am now on a dog bed covered with a nice fleece throw. I also am a little stiff in the morning as well. This old age thing is not what it is cracked up to be. I am going to see if I can't get Robert to buy me a hot tub. I'll gladly share it with him and Nancy.

Nancy took Dolly and Hannah to San Jose with her this morning, so it is just Phoenix, Gracie, myself and Robert here for a few days.....parrrrrtttttyyyy time!

Every day I keep hoping Robert will tell me somebody special is coming to visit me...

Friday, April 23, 2010

04.23.2010 * Day 14

Another beautiful day. I slept all night cozily covered with a thin blanket in my crate. I played in the horse pasture this morning and took my usual brief morning nap on the deck afterwards. Robert was bust again today with noisy machines. He was using his brushcutter to take out some weeds, and then he switched to his gas powered string trimmer. Then he brought out the big gun Kubota tractor and went to work clearing an area for a big garden. I am not a fan of all the noise and I pretty much stayed inside while he was creating havoc.

After working a while Robert came in and played fetch with me. I destroyed another tennis ball but Robert went to his secret stash and produced another handful. I feel the need to "condition" them till they are just right.

Early in the afternoon a man came by and I watched in amazement as the big furries got their feet trimmed; not even a whinnie or wimper from any of them. I am not sure I'd be so brave.

Nancy returned in the afternoon with Dolly so the household was back at full (dog) strength.

I played ball late into the evening before settling in for dinner, McLeod's Daughters and finally bedtime.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

04.22.2010 * Day 13

What a day! Beautiful, sunny,warm and just a hint of a breeze. After breakfast I went out into the horse pasture and wore myself to a frazzle playing with the jolly ball. I had to take a nap after that. Phoenix caught a vole this morning and I was jealous, but I did not bother him or his quarry. After my nap Robert came out into the backyard and played fetch with me for several hours. I like it when he comes into the yard; easier to get the ball to him. In between playing ball I would watch him stalk gophers; crawling on his belly through the grass waiting for the kill shot. Don't know, but I think he watched too many episodes of "Battle Cry" in the '60's. When he starts putting on camo face paint is when I will start worrying...

I have stopped chewing up my tennis balls, much to Robert's approval. My current one is at least three days old. I do enjoy my water tub on these warm days; wish it were bigger. My adoptive parents should have a pool with a beach entrance....

I napped again this afternoon while Robert tackled some really tall weeds for a garden he and Nancy are planning. Things grow really crazy here, especially the weeds.

After dinner I went for another run in the horse pasture and then Robert and I played fetch in the back yard. He discovered I like to be chased when I have the ball. The old fart just could not get anywhere near me though, and I am almost nine! But then, Robert brought out some really strange device. After checking on the Internet I found out it is an all-terrain Segway! He can really move on that thing! He spent nearly an hour chasing me with it while blasting the Beach Boy's "Little Deuce Coupe" from its speakers. He caught air twice on the septic mound! Only once did he wipe out; zigged when he should have zagged. I went over and checked on him. He was fine. Then I peed on the tires and ran off with my tennis ball.

Life is good, despite the advantage technology affords him....

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

04.21.2010 * Day 12

Nancy headed out to San Jose this morning, so I am here with just Robert and the other dogs. I had breakfast and then played with the jolly ball in the horse pasture. It started to rain here while Robert and I were playing fetch, but I am like the postman (neither rain,nor hail, nor....) and very little deters me from my appointed duties as ball chaser. It has turned VERY windy and cool. I finally came in from the rain and am trying to lie quietly on a dog bed next to Robert but the wind is causing all sorts of noises which upset me and I bark! The power has gone out several times and when the fax machine and printers reset themselves I get really wigged out. Even the horses are disturbed by the wind and have retreated into their stalls.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

04.20.2010 * Day 11

Robert finally arrived home this afternoon from his dental visit in San Jose. I am SO HAPPY to see him. I know he will throw the ball for me in the backyard and the jollyball in the horse pasture. Nancy did her best, but it is just not the same.

Monday, April 19, 2010

04.19.2010 * Day 10

Just the normal routine this morning; eat breakfast,play in the pasture while the horses are fed and then chase the ball Robert throws for me endlessly.

This afternoon Robert left and took one of the other dogs with him. I feel abandoned and sad. I miss his tireless game of fetch he plays with me. He told me he will be back on Tuesday after his dental appointment. I can't wait.

Nancy threw the ball for me in his absence today but she throws like a girl. I appreciate the effort but somehow it is not the same. I do enjoy the fact that she likes to stay up late and watch McCloud's Daughters. The other dogs and I all snuggle in on our beds or the couch and keep her company.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

04.18.2010 * Day 9

Everybody was up early this morning. Stockton told me that some people were coming to visit him and see if they wanted to adopt him. I am a bit jealous, though I do like it here.

It is a beautiful sunny day and Stockton's visitors showed up around 10:00am. They really liked Stockton and he seemed to like them as well. He decided to go home with them. I was happy for him. he told me to stay strong, that someone would come and take me home someday as well. I will miss him but now Robert has even more time to play with me.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

04.17.2010 * Day 8

Wow, I had to get up REALLY early this morning. It was still dark outside! Nancy loaded Gracie, Dolly, Hannah and myself into the big gray prison van and off we headed on a 2 hour journey. I recall Nancy saying something about a Fun Field Day.

When we arrived I found myself amid big open fields of tall grass, lots of big furries with people on their backs and scores of other dogs. There was lots of activity and noise. Unfortunately, I had to spend most of the day in my crate in the back of the van with Dolly and Hannah. I was very upset at being away from Robert and Nancy that I behaved badly when some people came by to take me out for a walk to do my business. When Robert finally returned I was still hugely upset and I told him so. He wanted to take me for a walk but I was so upset I refused. He was pretty understanding about it but saddened as well. He spent 45 minutes talking to me with my crate door open and plying me with yogurt, berries, hamburger, dog cookies and the such. Finally I relented and agreed to walk with him. We met many other dogs and people and I saw all kinds of new things. I got to go into the irrigation canal and retrieve sticks. I enjoyed that and it felt good. After that, Robert put me into the truck with the windows down so I could watch all the goings on and not be in a crate. Shortly afterward I was joined by Stockton and Gracie and we headed back home. I wanted the front seat but Stockton claimed it so I had to stand with my front paws on the window sill and my back feet on the center console to stick my nose out the window and smell all the new things we passed on the way home. Stockton was a good sport about it, even when I occasionally stood or stepped on him.

When we arrived home everyone seemed pretty tired, especially the big furries. We all had dinner and retired early in the evening.

Overall, it was not one of my better days and I think Robert and Nancy are a bit concerned over my behavior.

Friday, April 16, 2010

04.16.2010 * Day 7

Things are very busy here this morning. Robert is loading up what Stockton calls a long white box on wheels. I think it is a trailer to transport the big furries. I understand he is going to take three of them someplace overnight where they are going to be used in the Vizsla Club's Fun Field Day. He is going to take Stockton and Phoenix with him as well and Nancy will take the rest of us in the morning. That means I won't get to play fetch this afternoon or evening because it hurts Nancy's arm to throw the ball for me.

I had fun watching Robert and Nancy trying to catch two of the big furries in the horse pasture to put them in the trailer. Obviously they thought it was fun as well. I barked at them and told them to stop it but they just scoffed at me and carried on. When they were finally rounded up and loaded in to the trailer, Robert left and it was just Nancy, myself and the other girl vizslas. I don't mind being the only boy in a house full of girls, but I miss Robert because he plays fetch with me and is more tolerant of my behavior. Nancy is much more strict and demanding; not a bad thing. It just means I have to be on my best behavior.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

04.14.2010 * Day 5

Slept in bed with Robert, Stockton and Phoenix last night. Never experienced a menage a trois before; not anything like it is cracked up to be. I had a very restful night, as did the others.

Got up at 6:30 and had breakfast. At 7:00am I went outside and was ready for "Play Ball". Stockton thinks I am suffering a bit of OCD and recommended some Lithium. Thank goodness he can't write prescriptions. I love my balls; what male doesn't?

I have chewed through 3 tennis balls today; good thing Robert has a big box of them. I have to condition them, and then I just get carried away. I have yet to demolish the BIG grapefruit-sized industrial tennis ball Nancy bought me; that will be a challenge. Right now I am on a dog bed in the dining room "conditioning" a normal tennis ball while guarding my BIG tennis ball. Robert has started to attempt to train me to fetch the ball, bring it to him, sit, and release on command. I think he is tired of picking up my balls wherever I choose to drop them. The training is going slowly...but relentlessly. If I dare growl over a ball he is right there to put me in a sit, then down and then stay. If I do not comply, no ball throwing. Tough love...

Oops, I just breached my 4th tennis ball tonight. If you connected my jaws to a generator I could power the entire state of California.

The weather was weird today. Sunny but rainy in the morning; like I know what rain is when I am waiting for the ball to be thrown. Ran in the horse pasture and got REAL FILTHY...was hosed down with COLD water before being allowed into the backyard. Damn, you think the guy could afford a water heater for the outdoor wash station. I have contacted animal rights about this. Any pro-bono animal activist lawyers out there?

I am on a dog bed in the dining room right now with my BIG tennis ball and a normal tennis ball. Robert is going out to feed the big furry animals in the pasture (I like to bark at them) and then I hope we can watch some more TV via the Internet.

I hope somebody or some family that wants a very active, but loving, ONLY dog that needs structure, will see my blog. I am going to be at the VCNC Fun Field Day on Saturday, April 17th. Stop by and meet me, but don't forget to bring a tennis ball...

I love you all...


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

04.13.2010 * Day 4

I slept on a dog bed in the living room last night. Things are a little less frenzied here with two of the female vizslas temporarily away. After breakfast I got to run in the horse pasture with the other dogs here. I get nice and dirty out there because it is pretty sloppy and wet, but it is fun and Robert towels me off afterward which feels nice.

I have been playing fetch the tennis balls nearly all day. Robert worked outside at the table on the deck this morning so he would throw the tennis ball for me whenever I brought it to him. This afternoon he started using a "scoop" type of thing that allows him to throw the ball further. He can even launch multiple balls at the same time. AND, I can retrieve MULTIPLE balls at once, pretty good, eh mate? Robert took some more pictures of me and they can be viewed from a link at the bottom of my blog.

It looked like it would rain here late this morning, but the clouds blew over and it turned sunny but cool with a slight breeze. Good weather for chasing balls. Life is good...

Monday, April 12, 2010

04.12.2010 * Day 3

This morning after I had my breakfast, I had an appointment to visit Dr Waldo for an exam, nail trimming and x-rays. I was reluctant to jump up into the back seat of Robert's Dodge dually so he took me to the vet in the Van (aka, prison shuttle bus). I enjoyed laying on the bench seat behind the front captain's chairs. I do very well on lead. I weighed in at 52.2 pounds. The good doctor examined me, listened to my heart and lungs, manipulated my joints and looked in my ears and mouth. I have just a touch of redness (inflamation) in my left ear so Robert will put some ointment in it for a few days. I let Robert put a muzzle on me (standard procedure for the vet) and then the doctor took two x-rays, one of my hips and a lateral of my spine. My hips are in very good shape and there is no indication of any spinal problems or vertabrae bridging. I had my nails trimmed and I was good to go. I did really well at the vet; no growling, fighting or fussing. The worst I did was bark whenever Dr Waldo came into the exam room or a new patient came into the waiting room. Several people petted me and I got to see a cat in a carrier which was OK until he hissed at me, the little shit. I had lots of cookies so I can't say visiting the vet is all bad.

It finally stopped raining here so I have been playing fetch with Robert all afternoon. I showed him how I can carry both a normal size and my grapefruit size tennis ball in my mouth at the same time...pretty good, eh mate? (must be that overdose of McCloud's Daughters Nancy subjected me to). I have also discovered these wonderful creatures caller gophers. I am very good at sniffing them in their active tunnels but I don't think the humans appreciate my attempts to excavate them, especially on the septic mound.

Nancy located my breeder and spoke with her about finding me a foster/adoptive home. We shall see what becomes of that. Nancy took two of the female vizslas with her to San Jose tonight so there are just four of us here tonight; things are a bit calmer.

I am really a very nice boy, in great health, very active and what I really want in life is someone to call my very own, give me all their attention and exert a little structure into my life.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

04.11.2010 * Day 2

Today was pretty crappy weather wise; rained nearly all day, though there was a brief respite around 5:30 - 6:00pm which I took full advantage of chasing my new industrial tennis ball madly. Otherwise, I mainly spent the day on a dog bed in front of the fire. I am getting along well with the other dogs, including my foster mate Stockton.

The humans think I may have an issue with my back and they are going to make an appointment with Dr. Waldo for an exam and x-ray.

I am eating well in my crate and learning not to nudge the human's arms when I want attention.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

04.10.2010 - My First Day

My first night in my foster home was pretty uneventful. One of the other girl vizslas here took a liking to my MANSION of a soft crate so I decided to sleep on another dog pillow in the bedroom. The other human here, Robert, let me out around 7:00am and then fed everyone breakfast, which I gladly ate, having skipped dinner last evening.

This morning Robert introduced me to a very unique toy that "flies"; a soft frisbee. It appears to just float in the air when he throws it and I try to catch it. It is difficult, but I am getting better at it very quickly. At first, I didn't know where it had gone after Robert threw it until it hit the ground. But now I realize I have to look up to see it because it stays airborne much longer than any other toy I have ever played with. I really enjoy this toy and could play for hours with it. I even get to go into a larger area twice a day where the horses graze. Of course, none of us are allowed out in that area while the horses are there. We have to wait until they are in their individual paddocks.

There are lots of toys here to play with and nearly as many dogs. I get along with them all but my first choice of activities is playing fetch with the humans, followed by snuggling with the humans and lastly, playing with the other dogs. Today is rather cool, gray, cloudy and misty; not a very nice day to be outside. Robert has made a fire in the wood stove and I am snuggled in my dog bed on the floor next to him in the dining room.

Nancy surprised me this afternoon when she arrived back home from her errands. She bought me an industrial strength tennis ball, the size of a grapefruit! It is so big and tough that I cannot crush it like a normal tennis ball. Robert threw it for me until I wore myself out. There is a huge tub of water in the yard that Robert put out for Stockton, my foster buddy, in the event the Lab in him wanted to go for a dip. When I get tired of chasing the ball, frisbee or whatever, I go stand in the tub to cool off. I am always careful to not leave my toy behind so I take it into the tub with me. If I drop it to drink and it sinks I then have fun trying to retrieve without sticking my head under water (a last resort only). When I cool off, I hop out and am ready for another round of fetch (endlessly).

I willingly go into a crate to eat my dinner because this is what Stockton told me the humans like. I ate my dinner and then settled in on a dog bed while the humans prepared their dinner. I watched Netflix and Hulu TV with Nancy late into the evening; she really has this thing for McCloud's Daughters, so much so that I find myself hankering for a vegemite sandwich. Heck, even her Garmin Nuvi is Australian!

Friday, April 9, 2010

04.09.2010 * A New Beginning

Today marks a new beginning for me. Here is my story...
I am an 8 year old neutered male purebred and AKC registered vizsla. I was purchased as a puppy from a breeder in Fresno by my owners who live in San Bruno. I am guessing I weigh about 48-50 pounds, am of average height for a male vizsla, have some gray on my muzzle and a little on my feet. I have a broad head and think, overall, I am pretty handsome. I am in good health and I am current on my shots as well as my heartworm medication. I think I am pretty sweet and I love being around the humans here. If I feel they are ignoring me I go up to them and nudge their arm while they are typing on their computers, though I get the feeling that this is something they would rather I didn't do.

Things were fine for many years but recently I began having issues with the three small children in my household. My owners do not know why and I have been unable to tell them. I guess I may have acted inappropriately around the children and my owners became concerned for their safety. After they spoke with the people at VCNC Rescue Operations they made the difficult and painful decision to surrender me for re-homing.

A nice woman named Nancy picked me up this evening, along with all my worldly possessions (big round deg bed, a MANSION of a soft crate, my food, medications and treats) and took me to her house in Sebastopol which I now share with five other dogs. One of them is another rescue dog like myself. His name is Stockton and he has his own blog as well. He has been very helpful in getting me settled here, explaining how things work, etc. I like all the dogs here and get along really well them. I am initially more comfortable with female humans but the male human here, Robert, is very nice and I have quickly warmed up to him. I especially like it when he throws a ball or other toys for me to chase and retrieve. The yard here is very big and I have lots of room to run, and I LOVE to run and play fetch!

I did not eat my dinner tonight because of all the excitement of these new surroundings but I am not skinny or underweight so it is no big deal. I watched Hulu TV (McCloud's Daughters) before bedtime. Nancy set my MANSION of a soft crate up in the bedroom along with my dog bed so that is where I will sleep tonight.

To be continued...